I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I party with great urgency now.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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