So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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