I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
