D3 body, D1 cock
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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