Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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