just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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