I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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