so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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