just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
This is my gift to your gina
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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