I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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