HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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