ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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