operation harelip BJ is a go
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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