talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
