That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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