he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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