? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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