Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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