What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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