just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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