love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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