CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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