Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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