well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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