sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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