Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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