very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
be right there i have to get my cape
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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