my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
is it fun? or sober?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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