getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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