I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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