If i come over, it means nothing
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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