i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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