mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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