I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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