Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Everyone says I win the strip club
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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