obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Even my vagina gasped.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
