All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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