On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Randomize
