Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I believe in your delicious
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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