turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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