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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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