ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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