Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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