Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
