I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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