Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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