yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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