I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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