Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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