One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
