And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
i think my cat just said my name.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
