1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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