Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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