Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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