My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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