return my video game
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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