I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
