I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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