Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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