hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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