people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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