How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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