I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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