their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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