Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
